10 Sarcastic Tees That Speak Louder Than You Ever Could
We all know saying how you feel is a lot of work sometimes. That's why we made tees that do all the heavy lifting with just the right amount of sarcasm, sass, passive-aggressive and nothing sugar coated. We feel as though our tees were perfectly designed for moments when you'd rather not explain your mood, your vibe, or your total lack of interest. Just point to the shirt. Boom. Conversation over. Don't need to explain yourself. Go ahead say less, wear more.
Here are 10 of our favorite sayings and tees that speak fluent sarcasm. A.K.A. Your native tongue!
Boy how the time has gone by and how the phrase "you were born in the 1900s?" hits home hard. How did it come to this!?! For all of us born before Google, cell phones, and Wi-Fi. For the ones who know what a payphone is, used the yellow pages and grew up with a landline phones.
Plain and simple. This tee tells everyone what you're thinking without you having to say a word. If your version of affection includes a little dry wit, maybe a side eye, and the occasional roast (out of love, of course) this tee is perfect.
Now this shirt, this shirt right here. In a way kind of making fun of yourself. Food is good. Carbs are better. Blame it on the carbs. Wear this shirt on those cheat days, pizza runs, and unapologetic cravings. Let's be honest, carbs are delicious and totally worth it.
“The Enjoyment Of You Trying To Figure Out If I’m Being Funny Or Mean”
The ultimate mind game. Perfect for social settings where you want to keep people guessing and slightly nervous. Sarcasm at its best.
When life feels mundane. Always the same o thing, day in day out. You might hear someone say this at work, or you might say this at work. It's like you can predict the future. Same shit, different day!
“Glad You Got To See Me”
This shirt is for the bold sarcastic group. Others should feel privileged that you're there. You weren't exactly thrilled to show up. But hey, you did, and they should be grateful. This shirt flips the script. It's not about who you saw, it's about who got the chance to see you.
Have you ever seen a comment that someone stated on social media? That something was going to happen and it never did. Then people post "well that didn't age well". That's the story behind this one. Except for its making fun of yourself. Yikes, this body did not age well. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you have no sense of humor.
“I’m Just Living The Dream(Nightmare)”
We can't even count how many times we've heard this in the work area or just being out and about running into old friends. You; "Hi, how are you doing?" Them; "Oh I'm just living the dream." with such sarcasm undertones it's ridiculous. We put our spin on this phrase with the undertone of the "dream" actually being the "nightmare".
“Had My Heart Set On Waking Up Rich”
Okay, who hasn't woken up feeling like, damn it. If only I could make a million in my sleep. That's the idea behind this shirt. We felt this shirt is for the people who might say "what if". Work so hard that this becomes a reality. Now realistically here we are still working, still broke, still hilarious. But still dreaming! It's all about MINDSET.